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Welcome to Captain Spaulding Museum of Monsters and Madmen! Like blood and violence and freaks of nature? The House of 1000 Corpses: Captain Spaulding Living Dead Doll measures 10" tall, features love/hate hand tattoos and skull-faced bowtie, and is clad in an elaborate reproduction of Captain Spalding's garish clown costume. With faintly surreal panache, Captain Spalding dutifully conducts tourists through the world-famous Murder Ride and hands out complimentary fried chicken, but if you're really, really persistent, he'll furnish you with directions to the fabled tree where local madman Doctor Satan was hanged.
