Planet of the Apes

pros: A fun, exciting, action-packed, and entertaining fantasy film.

cons: Lacks some emotional feelings, deep thoughts, & any social commentary or analogies to current events.

"Take your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!"

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pros: Everything relating to the apes, music score

cons: The humans, especially Mark Wahlberg

Solid remake of a beloved sci-fi classic

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pros: Okay makeup, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, watchable

cons: Screenplay elements, length/pace, direction, quality of special effects/Wahlberg

Not a Great Ape. 2001's PLANET OF THE APES (Remake)

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pros: Excellent Apes

cons: Damn Dirty humans

MARK WAHLBERG TALKS TO APES !

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pros: The makeup looks okay, I guess.

cons: The film fails on every level imaginable.

PLANET OF THE APES - Planet of the Crap

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pros: Oscar-worthy makeup, cast, imagination

cons: Flat story, straight film director, Wahlberg's uninspired performance

Flatter than a Pepsi that's been sitting in the fridge for weeks

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pros: I rented it instead of buying it.

cons: The whole movie.

This is a Tim Burton Movie? Are you sure?

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pros: Great costume designs, interesting special effects

cons: Haven't I seen this before, but better?

Planet of Tim Burton: Not Worth It...

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pros: Great production design. Paul Giamatti.

cons: Confused story telling. Poor pacing. Mark Wahlberg.

Spank The Monkey

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pros: costumes, makeup, sets, score

cons: continuity, story, characters, script

Too much monkey business

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