Swept Away

pros: Nice scenery

cons: Not really funny, physical abuse, dry dialogue, and not executed to potential.

Smack Me! I Love You

I don't know what it is but when I hear a movie is horrible I just gotta see it. Call it a sickness.... See Full Review

pros: Looks great

cons: Isn't great

Madonna's not the only one who can ruin a film

Gosh, I love Madonna. When people go to see her movies, it's like they forget all about her legacy t... See Full Review

pros: Not very long, amusing behind the scenes footage

cons: Really slow story

A Remake Starring Madonna: That Says it All!

As much as I like Madonna, I can admit her acting isn't the greatest. However, I do think she often... See Full Review

pros: Entertaining film with cool dance scene

cons: bad word on the street might influence likability of film

Against The Grain Write-Off Madonna & Her Bad Rap

I think Madonna and Guy Ritchie got a bad rap. To be fair, I have never seen the original Swept Away... See Full Review

pros: Breifly funny at the beggining

cons: Bad acting rubbish story poor directing

Truly rubbish

wept away was a really disappointing film, it was absolutely rubbish! it was funny in places but eve... See Full Review

pros: Ooh, pretty pictures!

cons: Insulting, misogynist, and stereotypical...its a comedy!

Is it as bad as they say? Swept Away

Let's see...we have a movie here that was directed by a semi-well known director and a iconic celebr... See Full Review

pros: Uh...good visual style, I guess.

cons: Everything Else.

Swept Out Of Theaters In A Week (DVD Review)

As I've noted before, I've liked director Guy Ritchie's films ("Snatch" and "Lock, Stock and Two Smo... See Full Review

pros: i wish i could give you one.

cons: everything.

Swept Away (2002)

Dear God man. There is terrible. There is horrible. There is bad. And then there is Swept Away... See Full Review

pros: Guy Ritchie, beautiful scenery

cons: Long drawn out, uninspired acting, depressing.

Save your money, forget it.

PLOT: Queen B*tch Madonna and her richy pants friends go on a cruise from Italy to Greece, or... See Full Review

pros: Giannini plays the role that his father played nearly 30 years ago.

cons: lifeless, tasteless, sappy, an insult to the original film, etc, etc,

Guy Ritchie Completely Misses the Point: Swept Away , the remake

Remakes of older movies are usually a troublesome phenomenon, as more cynical critics and viewers w... See Full Review