Ok, who wouldn't want to be Ming The Merciless? Come on, he's an evil Emperor who rules the planet Mongo, has a ton of sci-fi gadgets, rocket ships, death rays and an army of robots at his disposal. Apparently, Ming has some wicked plans this weekend for him and Flash's hottie Fwb, Dale Arden. Bill, our warehouse crew chief likes to think of himself as an evil despot ruler with a healthy sense of self-worth. He generally dons a Ming The Merciless shirt each weekend and challenges hapless, innocent people to air hockey all the while screaming, Pathetic earthling!. Boost your ego and grab one of our Self Worth Flash Gordon Shirts today.