Do you yearn to high-five your peers in a fit of jubilation? Do you use Yahtzee as a means of spiritual enlightenment? Do you want to help bring about a more peaceful, just society? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then The Yahtzee Manifesto is the manifesto for you! Take one part incisive strategy guide, mix with an entertaining historical account of the game, stir in some biting social commentary and knead until doughy. Then top it all off with a generous portion of absurdism, add just a pinch of tomfoolery, and treat yourself to a heaping helping of Yahtzee delight! Louise Proctor and Rick McCallister, Esq. have over 55 years of combined experience in the research department of the World Yahtzee Institute (WYI). Learn from their unique perspective on the game and let them help you roll your way to freedom! Even if you have never picked up a Yahtzee cup before, you will be thoroughly exhilarated, transformed, informed, and amazed by this groundbreaking text – not to mention sporting an increased average score! Through years of poring over the WYI archives, Proctor and McCallister have crafted a masterpiece of historical, political, spiritual, and gaming significance relevant to anyone on the path to Yahtzee bliss. So pinch your nipples, tie back your hair, and strap yourself in for one hell of a ride. Yahtzeeists of the world, unite!